[81] The caretaker stayed in the Castle during the battle,[82] although it is unknown how, as a Squib, he participated in the battle; perhaps he stayed to tend to the fighters' injuries or to aid the Hogwarts forces with his extensive knowledge of the Castle layout and secret passages. [14] He had knobbly hands and whenever he got the flu, a bulbous and unusually purple nose. [14], During the school year, a mysterious, dangerous monster roamed around the Castle and tried to attack muggle-born students. Lily and James were killed when Harry was three and Alison was just a couple months old Becomes a Draco Malfoy love story later on I d. harrypottersister siriusblack voldemort +17 more # 2 Stubborn Attraction 2 ~H.P by Eve ~ 3.3M 126K 114 This is a story in which Harry has sex with just about everyone. [35], On 26 May, Filch brought the four students to Rubeus Hagrid, who was assigned to lead them into the Forbidden Forest. And above all, who is the mysterious and elusive guest? However, when Arthur turned around he looked at all three at them with a heavy gaze from his blue eyes causing them all of them flinch. EvenTom Feltonhas said that Drapple is his one of his favorite Harry Potter fan pairings. He hummed creakily under his breath, under the prospect of the changes Umbridge had announced him. He whimpered as he hardened even more. Arthur and Molly's children have all grown up and moved out. A prompt from Kamerreon's Prompt Generator. He was surprised and displeased when he realised that Mrs Norris was showing Alanza affection. After he admits his feelings, things start heating up. Due perhaps to cosmic ineffability one of these summer school kids can lead the Elric brothers to precisely who the Truth had in mind. [2] Filch also had a difficulty in recognising potions, due to his lack of magical knowledge as he did not notice the love potions disguised as perfumes and cough potions by the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes,[70] nor did he notice the poisoned mead sent in by Madam Rosmerta (while under the Imperius Curse cast by Draco Malfoy), showing he was not particularly observant despite his obsessive personality. What's this racket? Thank you for signing up! [72], On 17 March, Filch did his usual prodding act with the Secrecy Sensor as some of the sixth years departed the school for an Apparition lesson at Hogsmeade. But when their children of the future appears, they are to read the books of their past,. Once upon a time, Harry Potter and his schoolmates grew up and had kids, and those kids had sex. It is rumoured that he used to clean the shackles in his office hoping the Headmaster would let him use them on students again one day. [4], Harry Potter: Hogwarts MysteryArgus' sceptical personality against Jacob's sibling party invitation, In the 19841985 school year, Filch and Mrs Norris found the cursed ice. Despite his magical parentage, Filch was a Squib, meaning he could not perform magic. Inanimate objects get involved inFirst Encounterby Lyris Malachi. [9] During the Battle, when the Death Eaters marched towards the Castle with Harry's "dead body", he was clearly solemn as he stood by Horace Slughorn, Pomona Sprout, and Poppy Pomfrey,[82] despite all their differences, as his death meant the victory of the Death Eaters. Under the Night Skyby BOMBARDMAXIMApairs Albus with his brother James. Oliver and Percy are back for this one, and so is Marcus. How have I made myself sad writing a crack fic? Numerous pairings, including heterosexual and various LGBTQ+ oneshots, mainly involving Harry but also includes other relationships. However, he did reveal to them he had heard rumours that he had been spotted in the Hogwarts Library. Harry Potter was the son and only child of Prince James and Princess Lily. [71], In October, Filch stood as usual in the Entrance Hall checking the names of students who had permission to go in a Hogsmeade weekend trip. When Filch's cat, Mrs Norris, was petrified, Dumbledore seemed to care about Filch and his cat. - " --", . Filch disliked Rubeus Hagrid, the Gamekeeper and later Care of Magical Creatures professor. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. Albus always wanted Teddy, but never thought he would be able to have him. Midway through the train ride, the Dementors board the train and Harry's life is never the same. [7], After Harry Potter and Hermione Granger had carried Norbert to the Astronomy Tower, so that Charles Weasley's colleagues could take the dragon to Romania, Filch caught the pair roaming the Astronomy Corridor on their way back to Gryffindor Tower in the early hours of 10 May, 1992. I'm looking for a Harry Potter fanfic in which Harry goes to the past and is 5 or 7 years old. InA Bit of Respite by Bryonia Alba,Percy and Oliver get some much needed alone time. In the evening of 1 May 1998, Argus Filch was patrolling the corridors while Harry Potter and Luna Lovegood went to Ravenclaw Tower. Argus Filch seemed so interested in punishing rebellious students in the old manners. 7. Harry Potter and his sister Alison by Melanie Anderson 663K 13K 45 What if Harry had a little sister? [57] Filch also assisted Umbridge when she had Trelawney sacked, something he most likely took pleasure in, as it caused Trelawney great stress and reduced her to tears. And also all four of them together. Scorpius and Albus are dating in this story, and after doing a little digging, they find out that their parents Draco and Harry also used to date. He was later approached by Jacob's sibling who was concerned about Pince's plan for the Ball and told him Pince loved gorgeous settings such as such as flowers, music and refreshments instead. [51], At the end of the year, champion Cedric Diggory was murdered, while everyone learned from Harry about Lord Voldemort's return. It has always been the tradition of the Weasley men to be very hands on in teaching their boys about their bodies, and in a family known for large brood of kids the older siblings assist their father by teaching their younger siblings what theyve learned, and theyve never been ashamed of learning anywhere at home. [A non-magical AU. It begins at Hogwarts and stars a grown-up threesome. [16] In his years as Caretaker, Filch learned all about the Castle's secret passageways and hidden doors better than anyone but the Weasley twins and the Marauders. In 1991, Harry and Ron managed to get on Filch's bad side on their very first day at Hogwarts School, when he and Ronald Weasley got lost and inadvertently tried to enter the out-of-bounds third-floor corridor. [51], If Filchs trying to learn magic from a Kwikspell course, I reckon he must be a Squib. With so many compelling characters in the Potterverse, its no surprise that non-canon erotica makes up the majority of the erotic Harry Potter fanfic out there. He has no shame. The other teachers, who could have removed the swamp in an instant, preferred instead to watch Umbridge struggle. He left Harry and ran to find Peeves, excited that he might finally be able to pursuade Dumbledore to kick Peeves out of Hogwarts. It was during a day like the others that certain Harry Potter characters found themselves locked up in a house. During this time, he became more vicious than ever, and wrote students up for things like "breathing loudly" and "looking happy". Umbridge left Hogwarts the day before the end of term, having crept out during dinnertime in hope to depart undetected. Work Search: Keep an eye on your inbox. [80] Later, after Lord Voldemort gained knowledge from Alecto Carrow that Harry Potter was in the school premises, the Heads of House started conjuring protective enchantments around the school, preparing to fight and waking up students. Though clearly thinking that Professor McGonagall had gone insane, Filch complied. This isn't going to be everybody's cup of tea. [24], During this school year, he also caught Jacob's sibling with Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington in the Potions Classroom. The background story will basically follow the books, and won't bother restating everything that happens. Personally, my favorite couple will always be Ron and Hermione, and not even J.K. Rowling herself can talk me out of this. That's what fanfiction is about. [74] Slughorn seemed to have, however, put their differences aside when he tended to Filch's injuries during the Battle of Hogwarts. Choose an interesting character, preferably a more obscure one that not many other people will have written about, and put them into a new situation. [15], Filch frequently patrolled the hallways at night-time, hunting down students wandering out of bed and looking for excuses to give them detentions. Yes, this is Draco Malfoy and an apple. In a world where Vernon decided to get the freak out of his house as long as possible before he starts training his magical powers, the man sells Harry to his boss for the next five years when Harry was five. This is Aaron Taylor-Johnson from Nowhere Boy. Additional tags/pairings will be added as and when. The full list comprises some four hundred and thirty-seven items, I believe, and can be viewed in Mr Filch's office, if anybody would like to check it.Albus Dumbledore starts his announcements over the Start-of-Term Feast, Before the start of the school term, Filch extended the list of forbidden objects within the school premises so that it included four hundred and thirty-seven items, including Screaming Yo-yos, Fanged Frisbees, and Ever-Bashing Boomerangs. [65], No one, however, could compete with the master of chaos, Peeves. On 1 August 1997, the Ministry of Magic was taken over by Lord Voldemort's Death Eaters. Filch was also charged with restoring the Fat Lady's portrait,[42] and he did so expertly. The Harry Potter Wiki has 156 images related to, *Disclosure: Some of the links above are affiliate links, meaning, at no additional cost to you, Fandom will earn a commission if you click through and make a purchase. This story a sweet mix of unrequited love and BDSM. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike, aka Full Pensieve, is one of the most well-written and realistic HP fanfic that I've ever read. But when Educational Decree Number Twenty-Nine comes in, Potter, I'll be allowed to do them things and she's asked the Minister to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves oh, things are going to be very different around here with her in charge.Filch takes Harry Potter to Headmistress Dolores Umbridge, After Lord Voldemort's return, and as part of its campaign to discredit Albus Dumbledore and Harry Potter, the Ministry of Magic instated Dolores Umbridge as Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. There are quite a few episodes already, so if you want to get your Harry Potter erotica fix while on the go, this podcast is your answer! Harry was sprawled across his bed, one hand flung above his head, the other resting to his side. [37] Filch was also present when in a corridor with all the other staff when a new message from the Heir of Slytherin appeared on the wall stating that Ginny had been taken into the chamber and that her skeleton will lie there forever. [61] The Ministry passed the Educational Decree Number Twenty-Eight overnight, making Dolores Umbridge Headmistress of Hogwarts.[62]. [71], On 19 December, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger argued and speculated whether or not Filch and Madam Pince were secretly in love with each other. [62] However, the counterattack against Umbridge was now in full force: much of the student body opposed Umbridge and Filch. He hated it. In contrast to this warning, Hagrid remained his jovial self and tried to assure all of them that they were safe. Harry Potter Fanfic Harry And Hermione. After the Gryffindor Quidditch team's practice on 24 October, Mrs Norris saw Harry Potter who was covered in soil and dirt. Dumbledore appeared to like Filch, although the latter was unpleasant. Strange, but consensual. [25], During the 19881989 school year, the Marauder's Map was stolen from his office by a thief that he suspected to be Peeves. Despite working at a school, Filch deeply resented the students and was greatly disliked by them in return,[13] and some members of the staff, as well. [69] Filch, however, was hoodwinked by Fred and George's Owl order service, in which their products came disguised as perfumes and cough potions. [62], Due to Harry's dislike of Filch, Harry twice jinxed him with Langlock in his sixth year, humiliating Filch much to the amusement of everyone who witnessed it.[71]. On occasion, he fruitlessly scrubbed the message with Mrs Skower's All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover, but to no effect. Turning their head quickly back and forth to find a dog and deer sleeping a few feet from them, and a very cold red headed woman sitting closer to him. [70] Filch was also caretaker when Snape was a student at Hogwarts. [26], Later in the school year, Filch was speaking to Snape and Madam Pince in the Potions Classroom when he was introduced to Brazilian exchange student Alanza Alves by Jacob's sibling. A joyous retelling of the Diagon Alley trip in Harrys second year with the Weasleys. If you don't want to read that, I'd recommend finding another story rather than giving this one a try. I had no idea Percy Weasley and Oliver Wood were such a popular pairing until I started doing research for this article, at which point I uncovered a whole slew of Percy/Oliver erotica. I'll have you, Peeves, I'll have you, you'll and what is this? [34] The caretaker took them to Minerva McGonagall's office, where they were joined by Neville Longbottom and Draco Malfoy who had also been caught out of bed. Neatly forged paperwork lands Ed a job teaching summer school remedial chemistry to children who are older than he is. It is presumed that this on-going war between them continued after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry Potter and The Last Horcrux is not like most HP fanfiction. Book Riot no longer promotes J.K. Rowling in light of statements she has made against the trans community. Once there, Slughorn said that he had not issued him an invitation. He literally cant live without sex and he doesnt care who knows it. [45], After Sirius Black's second break-in in the evening of 5 February, Filch bustled around the corridors boarding up everything from tiny cracks in the walls to mouse holes. When a blood curse in Harry activates, it takes Harry over two years to deal with it Harry Potter never had sex before until fifth year when his uncle decided to rape him. [42] Filch helped secure the Castle on Professor Dumbledore's instruction, lowering the portcullis and bolting the front doors of the Clock Tower. On two occasions, he shut Mrs Norris inside a suit of armour, from which she was rescued by a furious Filch, yowling loudly. Velhomaailmassa on monia erikoisia perinteit, jotkut niist ovat Harrylle iloisia ylltyksi. Severus Snape joined them, and killed Albus Dumbledore atop the Tower[75] (in fact, Snape was a double agent and was working on Dumbledore's orders, meaning since Dumbledore was already slowly dying, Snape's killing of him was a mercy killing).[76]. He always begged Headmaster Albus Dumbledore to let him suspend students by their ankles from the ceiling. He kept his job of caretaker after the Second Wizarding War. This doesnt end the same as all the others did. [2] She had dust-coloured fur and yellow, lamp-like eyes. [71] Snape, however, did not show much respect to the caretaker, and simply treated him as a minion. Well, he thinks so, and he intends to act on it. He also told him that someone had broken into his personal office. Suspecting it was linked to the Cursed Vaults, he was about to report to Dumbledore, but spotted Professor Severus Snape first and told him instead. After years of abuse by his uncle a seven year old Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys by a Dementor who senses his pain, Raised in Azkaban with a strange but caring family and new powers how will Harry react to the revelation he is famous, a wizard and has the power to speak to Dementors. [15] In the 1977-1978 school year, Filch, probably on a tip-off from Severus Snape, whose obsession it had become to expose his arch-rival, James Potter in wrongdoing, confiscated the Marauder's Map after the Marauders over-reached themselves and were cornered. [21], During the 19851986 school year, Filch allowed Jacob's sibling and Penny Haywood to have Fang and Jacob's sibling's cat approach Mrs Norris, so Fang overcome his fear of cats. 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