In November 2019,. Ellen DeGeneres at Tulane Commencement 2009 Below is the full transcript of Ellen DeGeneres' 2009 commencement speech at Tulane University on May 16, 2009. Hoe, who is you playin wit? They So, now everybodys pretty cool with thefact Im gay. Oh yeah! Is there a teacher tWitch that you want to give a shout out to? Those look good. There are so many different types of jobs. And, even though I knew that was gonna be difficult. If Im out somewhere and people have a baby Theyll hold it out towards me like, for me tohold it and Im like: This is cashmere, no.. And to the college grads out there, as I mentioned, I did not graduate from college, but I went for almost two weeks so I get it. Portia Lee James DeGeneres (born Amanda Lee Rogers; 31 January 1973), known professionally as Portia de Rossi, is an Australian-American former actress.She played Nelle Porter on the American drama series Ally McBeal (1998-2002), for which she won a Screen Actors Guild Award, Lindsay Bluth Fnke on the American television sitcom Arrested Development (2003-2006, 2013, 2018-2019), and . The bathroom attendant used to bea simple thing. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up Put that in perspective. Literary Device Explanation of quote "I did everything from - I shucked oysters, I was a hostess, I was a bartender, I was a waitress, I painted houses, I sold vacuum cleaners, I had no idea." This example of a literary device is an anaphora. Convert your audio or video into 99% accurate text by a professional. Hum. 2021 Scraps from the Loft. The comedian muses on stoned koalas, his dads vasectomy confusion, choosing between his hair and his sex drive and more. According to The Washington Post, DeGeneres "got choked up" about her talk show ending, and despite how you might feel about the host, the moment was pretty heartbreaking.Given that the conclusion of her show marks such a huge shift in her life, it makes sense as to why DeGeneres has been spotted looking . Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up Thats But, like toothpaste I will use everysingle bit of toothpaste in that tube. -Thank you. And the next morning, I woke up and I said: Im coming out.. And then I stopped and I was like: Oh myGod this is relatable., People do the bathmat scoot when thebutler forgets to put the towel next to the tub. DeGeneres sent an email to staffers at "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" on. How is that soothing for either of us? Help me. And then I passed out. [ Gillian comes out ] Gillian: I can't believe I have to come on a talk show to see you anymore. Are there ten I just guessed. If you wanna see how happy I am, if youll zoom in on my fist there. That was a mistake, too. Was there a problem with the meal, everything OK? Ill bring a gown in case theres a captain from a boat that I have to have dinner with. listening. Yep, you could get that for sure. You say: Id like to try those on a size six. They come out with boxes. And its a jungle out there. Why do you say the hand? So, whether your bathmat scoot is 50 scoots to get to the towel or three scoots to get to the towel Whether youre gay, or have dry eye. And this side of the table? It wasnt? This is This is a true story. Its like, a whole bodega is set upin there. Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan. Makes sense now. Extend your content reach and maximize your engagement rates. Are there ten rows? "Ellen DeGeneres" Scripts.com. Fit as a fiddle. Is that a good shape? The performance is in English, with no multiple language options included. [crowd laughs] Ill bring some books, Ill read for sure. Actress Lea Thompson, who is perhaps best . Whenever we passsomeone going slow we have to see what they look like. Required fields are marked *. And Im gonna do that with my finger for a while because, I dont wanna judge. I cant No. 2. Thats [crowd laughs] Sliced bread really came about In 1928 somebody decided to slice it, in 1928. Ellen Degeneres: (04:10) Jen Aniston has dry eye. Boss died by suicide at a hotel Tuesday, according to a report from the Los Angeles medical . Does that cancel it out in any way or What if I had two cats, does that make mequestioning or am I not quite gay at that point? Why do you say that to her?. It's all on Hulu. Not from graduation, it was something else. [crowd laughs] [claps] Youll notice the difference in as littleas 48 hours. It does get better. I literally wrote without stopping, I finished writing it and I read it and Isaid to myself: Im gonna do this on Johnny Carson and Ill be the first woman in thehistory of the show to be called over tosit down to talk to Johnny Carson. And, I mean, Im in a basementon a mattress with fleas, never done comedy. Your email address will not be published. I was told that today is Teacher Appreciation Day. Start your free trial to watch Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now and other popular TV shows and movies including new releases, classics, Hulu Originals, and more. And before I had that dream I didnt realize I was in a cage. ELLEN DEGENERES ENDING TALK SHOW IN 2022 AFTER YEAR OF BRUTAL HEADLINES The conversation between the two continued with several more awkward moments, including Johnson admitting she was. I know you dont think thats as important but it really is. These are good, I like these. Id like to give a shout out to the Funky Chicken. And I should know. No, thats not what you do. Is that the largest popcorn you've got there, that bucket? [background song in the video] And then I sent her this. Im gonna prescribe you pot and a pet.. Im bringing back some classic punchlines this week. Theyre flying and they think theyve got it all but they dont. Theyre still listing the side effects. The best shoe for you to wear is a cowboyboot. Andy Lassner: (06:21) If youre graduating from college, Im so impressed. Ellen DeGeneres is apologizing to her staff in the wake of allegations that her talk show fosters a toxic environment. If you look at the commercials that areon the air, most every commercial is forsome type of medicine, some kind of pill and I dont knowif youve noticed it the medicine commercials The side effectsare so long that the people on the commercial are running out of activities. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up "The truth is, I always trust my . I had no idea I was in a cage. Cut to you, sitting at a bar, drunk, in the same outfit the entire time. I didnt have waterproof clothes, I didnt have waterproof shoes I didnt have the right things. In 2004the year Ellen and Portia started datingDeGeneres purchased a 2,000-square-foot home in Hollywood Hills for $1.275 million. Transcribe your audio files to find high-impact insights in minutes. Were always like Thats what you look like. Oh my God, it was so hard but It is so worth it cause when you get there and you see this thing five feet away from you So majestic, so beautiful. Yeah. Not bad . I dont deserve it, give it to thelady there. Ellen DeGeneres' most contentious interviews with showbiz stars have resurfaced after the US talk show host came under fire for her recent show with Mariah Carey, forcing her to reveal her. What time of day is good for a lesbian? So [claps] Yeah, and then I get on the air in the first season. As a film actress, DeGeneres starred in Mr. Wrong (1996), EDtv (1999), and The Love Letter (1999), and provided the voice of Dory in the Pixar animated films Finding Nemo (2003) and Finding Dory (2016); for Nemo, she was awarded the Saturn Award for Best Supporting Actress, the first time an actress won a Saturn Award for a voice performance. I said: Well, they werent watchingme at night. Every single thing, he remembered. On Thursday, the comedian said goodbye to her long-running self-titled talk show after 19 seasons of (more than 4,000 . Thank God, Ellen. I will, yeah. Ellen Degeneres gave a virtual graduation speech from her home, congratulating the class of 2020. Easily integrate Rev using our robust APIs to start building your product quickly. I dont know, just like Theres a roll of Scotch tape thats out of the container, just the roll, and its You cant get it started cause its half-way broken anyway and you just keep it. DeGeneres will send a producer or an audience member out into the . Maybe its right for Ive gardened. This is ridiculous. And hum So Im sitting in the solarium eating mybreakfast and I was on my third or fourth bite of cutepineapple that Batu was feeding me and I said: Batu, Im not hungry, Ive lost my appetite. I dont No. If you look up: Birds that dance to music. Youll see,there are so many of them. And I said: Yes, why? And he said: Well, do you think youre still relatable? And [crowd laughs] I said: Yes, I do think Im still relatable. We should be on our own path. Heres a little bit of what I know. Yes, Im enjoying it. You know what I mean? Ellen DeGeneres fans learned Wednesday that the talk show host will end her syndicated daytime program in 2022. Her parents divorced when she was 16 years old. I love that we imagine that were gonna curl up and read a good book. I was trying to laugh along with the vegan bit,but And all the vegans are like: Oh, Ellen! I just think, it would help if more peoplecame out. In her first special since 2003, Ellen revisits her road to stardom and details the heartfelt -- and hilarious -- lessons she's learned along the way. If youre in your forties and youre still living in your parents house, maybe then find another dream. Trulicity? Back that ass up With Ellen DeGeneres. There are a lot of children that it would impact a lot of kids would be helped by that, you know, and [crowd cheers and clap] Its not just actorsand actresses. "What a beautiful, beautiful journey that we have been on together," DeGeneres told the crowd. And for you? FOX Image Collection via Getty Images. And next? I didnt have a talent, I didnt play an instrument I didnt sing, I wasnt in drama class, I didnt act I wasnt a class clown I was just kind of a regular kid. Comedian/actress Ellen DeGeneres brings her honesty and off-the-wall wit to this stand-up special taped live at NYC's Beacon Theater. Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! Necessary cookies are absolutely essential for the website to function properly. Hes a handsome boy. Yeah, they really made it known that celebrities wear something and I remember, Charlton Heston came to town and I was four years old and everybody was crowdingaround trying to get a good look at Charlton Heston. Ladies and gentelmen please welcome ellen degeneres All right thanks aww thank you very much thank you thank you thank you very much well..thanks what a lovely way to start work.thank you very much I.. I think a junk drawer, that also is an adult thing that happens when were adults. Please, change. And the light doesnt change so theyjust creep up alongside of you. If DeGeneres makes roughly $50 million per year for The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and we know each season has an average of 174 episodes, that means DeGeneres earns about $287,356 per episode. Want to walk it like a dog, yeah Is there a special chicken that youd like to give a shout out to? OK. Trees have leaves. I pulled a muscle putting on a sports bra and Those are too tight, they are too tight. On Wednesday, embattled comedian Ellen DeGeneres confirmed that she'll end her eponymous talk show after next season. Web. Im the manager. Mazel tov. Oh, yeah. The Ellen DeGeneres Show features a recurring segment, called "Cash for Kindness," that spreads good cheer by lying to people. Heres something that Ive learned that I hope I can help with. Like Youre at the doctors office: Ellen, you seem pretty sick. Yeah, we never had a vaccination, never had But they even kept, like,medicine I didnt know anything about medicine. It was my senior year of high school. And the green beans on the side. Andy, do you want to add anything? You were helping us for a minute there. I was vegan for 8 years and I really do believe that is great for you. Its really working out for me now. -Are you in any pain? I swore Id never used them again, but desperate times calls for desperate jokes. I love that expression. Youll wear them until theres alittle tiny hole starting and youre like:Thats not that bad. Thats a simple little hole that you can just Your heel can be pokingthrough, its like a halter top foryour foot. A RESTful API to access Revs workforce of fast, high quality transcriptionists and captioners. Libary Really? Why? Negotiations breaking down [crowd laughs] When I roll it, I make sure theres nothing in there, in the pockets. [crowd laughs] [claps], I dont have that many childhood memories. These cookies do not store any personal information. I was so angry atfleas and I was like And I just thoughtthey must do something because I do trulybelieve that everything in nature works together. What is happening? Oh my God, it was just like I mean, wed be in the car, driving past the drugstore and Id be like: Im gonna get Aspirin someday. My parents divorced when I was 13. Its usually a Prius, isnt it? Something different gonna happen in here? No, but Ive dined in other places before. You know, theyll be like: I dont know if I should be in this relationship. [crowd claps] Theyve got the coexist bumper sticker on theback listening to NPR knitting a hemp scarf If I see a Prius going fast, Im like: Good for you! I dont know why it is. For the shoes to see themselves, cause youcant. Yep. [claps] When we try on shoes theres a little tiny mirror on the ground. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up Ellen Degeneres: (07:36) Yeah, thats very clever and very fresh, and.. Well, thats wonderful hearing thatfrom you. No. So I get downstairs and my friend isstill down wandering around in thehallway and Im like: What are you still doing here? And hes like: Im lost. And Im like: Ohmy God. How many times have I shown you the frontdoor? But unfortunately, most of the country is social distancing, a lot of graduation ceremonies have been canceled, if not all, I think. Complete biography of Ellen DeGeneres . Maybe theyre transporting a bowl ofsoup. I used to work out a lot. That is definitely I lost my sitcom whenI came out and Its not like nobodywarned me. Is he here? I mean, it should be like best thing since fire, or the wheel, or the ladder. Because looking back on it, I was the only dude and I was a senior in high school trying to try out for an all-girl dance team. I thought about that too,on the side Good night. If I see theyre not gonna write itdown. Thats some good marketing right there, isntit? Its when I learned that the truth will always win. As reported in the Los Angeles Times, the comedian sold the . Fair use is permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. ELLEN DEGENERES: THE BEGINNING (2000) - Full Transcript January 10, 2018 talks about everything from the world of insects to mundane shampoo bottle directions to being caught by the highway patrol wearing nothing but a leather harness, captain's hat & paddle on the road. But I think that one thing that we all do, that Ive noticed that is We all have our song, right. You know It was probably a tall guy who invented the ladder going: I have aspirations of my own. Ellen DeGeneres is going home, again. Her stand-up career started in the early 1980s, and included a 1986 appearance on . Ellen Degeneres: (02:17) That was my first voice I had and Sinbad dressed me for that, by the way. Add English on-screen subtitles for videos. So its been 15 years since Ive donestand-up and when I decided to do thisspecial a friend of mine was at my house and I told him: Im going to do stand upagain. And he said: Really? And I said: Yeah. Back that ass up Update this biography Ellen's talent, personal warmth and insight have earned her recognition as a global entertainer and household name. Andy Lassner: (00:24) Her brother is musician and producer Vance DeGeneres. Good afternoon, students. The book is in the library. with the money, yeah, dont act funny, yeah Actually, you dont even have to be that smart, just dont tell people to drink bleach. The talk show was put on pause after Ellen tested positive for COVID-19. Like, if someone cuts me off in a dangerous way if I honk, they are like: Ellen? [crowd laughs] [crowd laughs and claps] Yeah, that and the dancing. Yeah, but I got one in the hand so -But theres two in the bush. Im laying on the sofa, I have my phone. Thats very cool, and look where you are now, huh? She may not be gay. But then, you know, the years went on and people watched the show and liked the show saw that I was the same person I was before plus I started giving stuffaway and people love free stuff. Ill do that, thank you. Id like to speak to the manager. Its when I learned compassion. But I didnt realize that until I had this dream. they dont know what to do. People see me, whenever they see me anywhere, theyre like: Dance Ellen, dance. And Im like Im getting a mammogram. And thats when you grow and thats what we all want. I dont like to waste food. I a few years ago I started ending my show by saying: Be kind to one another. And [crowd cheers] Yeah, thats what I thought. Its I said: I have three dogs. But Im not [crowd laughs] Oh, look how happy you are. You don't have a barrel or anything like that? This made her the first openly lesbian actress to play an openly lesbian character on television. Flatten it out. In the end, everything will be all right. Hoe, who is you playin wit? For fiveminutes it was really celebrated and then everyone changed their minds. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up You got a stupid ass, yeah, make me laugh, yeah Im going down back in stay there for a little while.. Take a left at the gift shop, and that is the front door. I think people have a tendency We look atsomebody and we decide we know all aboutthem. Thats what Ive noticed. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. Im torn, I dont know how I feel. Im gonna go curl up and read a good book like You dont curl up for a magazine, you dont curl up for Although, when I read the paper I curl up in the fetal position now, thats Thats for sure. However, when I saw her stand up special, Here and Now, I laughed to the point of tearsI don't think I'd ever immediately admired a comic so much. "Very few stations wanted to buy the show, and here we are 20 years . So, now, that particular look, the mullet,the outfit, everything is on the internet forever and ever andever. Delicious, as a matter fact but when I went into the bathroom I was all alone. I want to make you feel good for an hour, at least an hour really. He had a thing in his mouth that he played when he played guitar. I heard he was coming to the party. I mean all throughout history, no one sliced it? So I try to keep everything and use everything except for when ketchup gets down to that part where it starts makingthat noise, Ill throw it out because theres no need in keeping it when itmakes that noise. You have no idea. Bread has been around forever. Yeah, we all have our little quirks. Ive seen that in the brochure, and Ill bring a poncho in case theres a bonfire on the beach. Ellen DeGeneres: ( 04:48) All I've ever wanted to do is make people feel good and laugh, and there is no greater feeling than when someone tells me that I've made their day better with my show, or that I've helped them get through a sickness or a hard time in their lives. Speech-to-Text live streaming for live captions, powered by the worlds leading speech recognition API. The shortest distance between two points is a straight line, and the longest distance between two points is the ladies room at a WNBA game. Thats what they should be doing. Oh my God, youre so happy Im not vegan. This was Ellen DeGeneres 's second HBO special. Can you imagine that Thomas Edison is there and the Wright brothers and Is the guy who sliced the bread here? Im not sure. I have 15 on right now. Industry-leading accurate legal transcription to ensure you dont miss a statement. Emmy-winning talk show host Ellen Lee DeGeneres was born in Metairie, Louisiana, a New Orleans suburb. But it was the best part of my journey. But opting out of some of these cookies may affect your browsing experience. Transcripts & captions for a better media workflow. Ellen Degeneres: (06:05) DeGeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003. High school graduation was my favorite graduation ceremony. I mean, I dont know how many people have had a cap in the eye, but I have. Were all on our own individual path. Get a weekly digest of the weeks most important transcripts in your inbox. May is usually the beginning of graduation season. Im just gonna look down here and touch that. Clearly, shes crazy. Andy Lassner: (00:50) But the job of graduation speaker is to give you some wisdom that I have acquired over the years, so thats what I am going to do. Ellen Degeneres: (07:31) Its actually one of my first dance teachers and also the dance team coach. Still Oh, thank you. 0:00. Got your eye on any good medication you want to tell me about? 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