Emily Murnane @emily_murnane Wtf I fell in love and now I gotta. This funeral would be a lot more fun if we could go in the hot tubmy Jewish kid talking about the giant baptismal font in this church. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Feb. 18-24) "Take your kids to visit a new place with lots of things to see so they can complain about the snacks at the hotel." By Caroline Bologna Feb 24, 2023, 12:57 PM EST | Updated Feb 26, 2023 Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. WANT. We're watching Shrek as a family and at the moment when Fiona turned from a woman into an ogre, my 2yo pointed to the TV and said "now she's a mom.". Whether your child is two or 12, there's a funny relatable tweet out there to make you realize you're not alone. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. To that end, every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. [Watching our kids play]My wife: They are so weird, right?Me: I don't even notice anymore. News U.S. News World News Business Environment Health Coronavirus Social Justice. Oh look, its the time of night when I make all the wrong dietary choices. My husband put the dishes away.If you have any information about their whereabouts we are deeply concerned for their safety at this time. Is it leave her in the woods? We serve 6 different types of potatoes, everyone brings their books, and we read.Genius! SANTA IS WATCHING! Apparently this was a gross miscalculation on my part, Forgot to wear a hazmat suit when cleaning out my sons backpack this morning and now I need a tetanus shot, Once I finished assembling the bookshelf my 7YO said, give your-shelf a pat on the back for a great jobNow, shes the Worlds Best Dad, My son just woke up from his nap SOBBING and I asked what was the matter and he said, still crying, I love trains.. We had a long drive this weekend but thank god my kid had a story that lasted all 4 hours so we didnt get bored. These are the moms and dads who made us laugh out loud. Picked up my sons from school and stopped to get gas, invited them to get out of the car and learn how to do it. Lets see if I can actually get him there on time. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. i have failed you. 8: Hold that grape while I cut it.6: Ok! Kids are terrifying. i have failed me. Kids walk right past their father, come into the bathroom where Im blow drying my hair, to ask me to open the granola bar. Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! Finally, my kids egg allergy is paying off, Apparently referring to a Girl Scout as your cookie plug just gets you dirty looks outside the grocery store. Or, if you're not in the kid-having camp, a selection of funny relationship. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! pic.twitter.com/LaYESO0aC8, I had a really annoying day. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. While Spring Break can be a wonderful time for your kids to get away from the hustle and bustle of school, it's not exactly a break for parents. 4 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. My daughter has an Instagram account now. When I die just place a note on my casket for my kids that says yes, theres a $20 in my wallet.. My twins opened a hairdresser, told me my hair was like camel fur said they have no availability until July and I had to pay them 60 billion anyway. V punk obviously but otherwise, truly fucked me up. Until I became a parent I had not seen another human cry cause they were not the first one to fart in the new year. Allison Slater Tate is a freelance writer and editor in Florida specializing in parenting and college admissions. 20 Funny Tweets From Women Whose Husbands Are in the Dog House, 20 Hilarious Tweets That Capture the Reality of Working in Retail or Customer Service, Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Wait, why are they jumping? One week post baby and I keep panicking for a second because I realize I havent felt the baby move in a long time. My husband and son are farting on one another. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. The 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of funny tweets! 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. The only real parenting hack is to live close to the grandparents. Part of HuffPost Parenting. Me: You mean red light, green light. Im pretty sure they were running a kitchen shop yesterday so Im very concerned about their legitimacy. 8: It's Mom. 1. ", Dentists be like, The earliest we can get you in is today at 1 or a Tuesday afternoon 6 months from now., Nothing says '80s parenting like my mom taping my bangs to my forehead to cut them in a straight line, Nothing hurts your feelings like accidentally opening the front-facing camera. 5 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. Feels like the solution is to leave her in the woods. "80% of parenting is trying not to laugh when youre supposed to be mad". Enjoy. But you cant have both. Part of HuffPost Parenting. I used to think I would be a cool laid back dad then my kids left the back door open when it was 97 outside. Part of HuffPost Parenting. My 8yo keeps referring to the Statue of Puberty instead of the Statue of Liberty, and I'll never call it anything else ever again. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. The kid looked at me before he left and said what Ive learned about you is you eat really weird looking food. Have a good weekend everybody! Birds are chirping. I watched you guys open everything. My daughter just asked me if Cinderellas shoe is such a perfect fit then why did it fall off so I enrolled her in the task force. Played tag at an empty park with my 7 year old daughter and as she ran away from me screaming, I thought wow, this looks like a kidnapping. [COMMERCIAL ON TV] Me, as a kid: Hey, I have that toy! Here are some of the best, funniest, and most viral tweets from this week. The Charmin' Carmen (@Charmin_Carmen) January 11, 2023. Me: Me, to my 11 yo: What do you want to do for your 12th birthday party in Feb?Her: I want a Potato Book partyMe: What's that?Her: Just something I came up with. Last night at dinner my 6 year-old asked me what the most dangerous shark was and I said 'The Loan Shark' so naturally I received an email from his teacher this morning. Raising kids isn't easy and some parents need to blow off steam. One thing Ive never understood about being a parent is how I can go to work and still find a kids sock in my coat pocket. Here are some of the best quips I've come across this week. Kids today are able to text their moms when they need to be picked up. I like to think Im good with money but I found $20 in my pocket and immediately bought something that was $56. My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (March 2, 2023) - Funny memes that "GET IT" and want you to too. Wait, you might be asking yourself, are parents really funny? You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. For an optimal experience visit our site on another browser. please send well wishes to my teenager after he endured only 15 hours of sleep he was forced to wake up at the crack of lunchtime to do 2 hours of school in his pajamas. Also, uh oh, summer. pic.twitter.com/ATTTKhNeOq. My husband had something delivered to the house, so I opened it.I am screaming pic.twitter.com/mI0w6ggaCc. I got-Me: I know. Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! my five year old would like to inform everyone she consumed mushrooms in her stir fry this evening and will now cease to exist. 25 of the Funniest Tweets About Life With Preschoolers, 20 Hilarious Tweets That Capture the Reality of Working in Retail or Customer Service, Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week. Do you love humor and heartwarming stories? These are the moms and dads who made us laugh out loud. Unless you're going on a cushy family vacation, it's difficult to slay Spring Break as a parent; Godspeed to all the parents trying their best. My daughter has decided she now eats dark chocolate, the one treat I never had to hide because I was the only one in the house who liked it. Mom A at the park: We allow 1 hour of screen time a weekMom B: We are a screen-free homeMe: My daughter named her new doll PBS Kids Dot Org. One week post baby and I keep panicking for a second because I realize I havent felt the baby move in a long time. Sign up to follow me here! Like obviously the answer is yes. 13-year-old with cerebral palsy is on a mission to inspire others. I dont buy tupperware containers, I steal them from my parents house like an adult, 4yo, crying hot tears of frustration into her waffle: "I. I was in the bathroom when my 5-year-old busted in there with a tambourine. Isnt that amazing?Also my 8 year old: I am only wearing underwear and one sock and I do not know why. [After dropping a container of blueberries all over the floor] 8 y/o: See! Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. I came home after all that and my oldest, known to light candles in the bathroom, talkin bout some daddy, dont be mad. So, whats for gross dinner?Me: Im having pasta but I no longer know what youll be eating, many years ago, I had a meeting with my God son's teacher, she was worried about his speech development bc according to her " he NEVER speaks", I asked him - " Gabo, what's going on?" Thats what keeps the joints gliding. Spring Break is simply a preview of what's to come after Memorial Day. Part of HuffPost Relationships. Oldest child: Here are 100 pictures of me as a baby eating oatmeal. do not hit that submit button. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Jan. 14-20) "My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere." By Caroline Bologna Jan 20, 2023, 10:57 AM EST Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. I dont care anymore if hes singing Old McDonald in this Safeway. I demanded a snack then sat on the floor and cried when she gave me one, left legos randomly all over the floor and tried to flush a Barbie doll down the toilet. Once your kids become teens you only know their friends parents by waving to them from car windows. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. My daughter has decided she loves giving massages, or as I like to call them, tests of moms pain tolerance. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! This is how the argument started. My most transferrable skill between being a surgeon and parenting a newborn is my ability to eat an entire lunch in about 45 seconds. I just threw out that really good box Id been holding onto for at least seven years. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. pic.twitter.com/OKw7fXDuXc, Me *overhearing my neighbor's 3 yr old daughter having a mega tantrum: So glad I'm past the toddler years Teen: Screams, slams their bedroom door, storms off down the stairs and screams one more timeAlso Me: The irony of this moment is not lost on me, Picked up my 6 yo from a play date and the first thing he said as we got in the car was THEY ARE DEFINITELY RICHER THAN WE ARE!!. As a parent I really look forward to the time I get to myself, in between my childs bedtime and when I go to sleep. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. pic.twitter.com/hWtAjufSwa. Im just typing this to show my teenage daughter I trust her enough to not pay attention when she drives us but Im pretty terrified rn. She tries to hit the baby and it tries to hit back. Me, a Jewish mother, to her children in September. Here are some of the best, funniest, and most viral tweets from this week. My son is singing a song he made up called "Free the Nipples" because he doesn't want to wear a shirt and I don't think I'm mature enough to be a parent right now, I suffer from a form of mild cognitive impairment called "motherhood. ", I never really appreciated being able to just easily bend down and pick up things when I was younger, The 5yo lost one of her toys and was looking all over the house and I finally found it and brought it up to her room and said whos the best mommy in the world? and that kid looked me dead in the eye and said grandma., Parenting tip: never, ever move the car seat. I put together a new Hot Wheels set with my 5yo and he said he was so excited that he might start crying! Well, yeah. My 5yo asked my 9yo if he was eating spaghetti. She mortifies her four children by knowing all the trending songs on TikTok. Whenever my kid is about to do something hes not supposed to he says, dont look at me, and thats how I know hes not cut out for a life of crime. Last night I heard her muttering to herself he should be asleep, its bedtime!, I live closer to my sons school now. I dont know much about parenting, but I know theres a goldfish cracker under your couch right now. My son's favorite meal is what he calls 'mommy toast' which is when I make him toast but I have to pretend it's for me and he steals it off my plate, The annoying thing about being a woman is you have to wear your makeup every day, or never. I'm getting popcorn. When I was a kid, my mom dropped me off at the mall and I had to wait until cellphones were invented and sold at the mall to text her to pick me up. The road to parental sanity is paved with all of the things you swore you'd never do if you ever have kids of your own. My 6-year-old: I can't sleepMe: If you count sheep jumping over a fence, it can relax your mind6: What color are the sheep? Wife: *Gives me her password to log into one of her accounts*Me: Nice work with picking a random password.Wife: Its our anniversary. I reminded her we have a dog and wow the genuine surprise on her face as it dawned on her that our dog is a pet and not just some other guy who lives here. I had no idea so I told her it was a swear word and never to say it again, the best decision i ever made was not buying fancy baby gear-my kids are 6 and 9 and have zero idea that they got pushed around in their cousins old stroller and now i have more money to buy them endless bags of goldfish crackers. Accidentally put grown-up toothpaste on my toddlers toothbrush and he screamed like I was cleaning his teeth with a Carolina Reaper dipped in Tabasco sauce. Activities outside of your home cost money, and only iPads will satiate them when they're at home. Bragged about my solo parenting skills yesterday so today the balance was set right and while I was having a shower my toddler found my husbands electric razor and shaved a chunk of her hair off. Spring Break is imminent, and there's nothing you can do about it. Hold on to it. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. some parenting moments NO ONE can prepare you for, like the day your adorable baby runs to your arms and says mommy I have to show you something so special to me! and she leads you to the bathroom and unveils her incredibly special and disturbingly gigantic mound of poop. It's finally March, and you know what that means? Call me old-fashioned but I dont need my refrigerator to be connected to Wi-Fi. This what I see when I walked in. That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) January 16, 2022. She raises her hand at the baby and the baby raises its hand too. Secretly bending the hose your kid is using so the water stops flowing then suggesting that the hose must be broken and encouraging them to look inside as you release the pressure and set Old Faithful off in their face makes you a dad. How do I get my child to stop playing with my belly fat in public? Jan. 23, 2023, 7:30 AM PST / Source: TODAY. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. If you wear it every day and then take even one day off, everyone thinks youre dying. Apparently we are going to try being a family that rolls all of our towels. Do you love humor and heartwarming stories? from the couch. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Helping the 5yo look for her harmonica which is currently in my pocket because this aint my first rodeo. Part of HuffPost Parenting. Janene #1 Similar to the "they don't make batteries for that toy anymore" trick There should be a different word for vacation when its with your kids. I typed my symptoms into DadMD and it said, Youll live., 5 during the queens funeral:I cant wait to marry Prince George and be queen of the worldWhen do they all have lunchI wonder if they keep snacks in those big furry hatsWhen Im queen Ill tell my servants to bring me a cheese bagelMummy can you bring me a cheese bagel. Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! So anyway, he's my new therapist. Because, you know, it was a really good box. You might be lucky enough to take the week off of work, but even if you get that, you must find something to keep your kids occupied. My kids are piercing their baby dolls' ears, and after much debate they decided against lip rings because - and I quote - ' , ' 10. 5yo: NO I DOOOOONT *tantrums harder*. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. Im on a business trip and I get this text from my husband, I think the kids have hidden a hotdog in the house, but I cant find it. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. Talking about whether shell get married some day and my 11 y/o daughter said she probably would so a puppy can bring the rings down the aisle on his back and this is already a better reason than many of my friends had for getting married. My son has a shirt that says, "my dad . Oldest child: Here are 100 pictures of me as a baby eating oatmeal. Top 20 Best Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! We just need to figure out what to do with the other one now, My kid made me a gift and then sternly warned me dont lose it, I want to put it on your body when youre dead, so I have that to look forward to. Sign up to follow me here! By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. Good morning to everyone except my husband, whose hand slipped while he was trying to pull up the blankets and smacked me in the face while I was sleeping. My cousin had a baby and my father is giving advice on fatherhood. Me: My wife got me a telescope for Christmas.Neighbor: Nice. I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. 25 Of The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week, Heck, Maybe Ever by Brian Here are some of the funniest tweets from parents ever. Some highlights:"Remember that feeling of complete love that you get when you hold your baby. Think twice about what you say in front of them. IE 11 is not supported. Like exhaustation. Mommy find my toy or I'm not going to be your sweet boy anymore! Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez @johndavids_635 Kids cough like this but you wanna open up schools???? Parenting means not saying anything when your kid squirts half a bottle of dish soap onto the sponge to wash one dish because its rare and you dont want to scare them away. i forgot to set the trash can out and missed the pick up. my kid is crying because theres no volume control on the blender and now were all crying because why isnt there? My husbands version of helping out with the kids is yelling COME ON, GUYS! from the couch. PARENTING PSA: All 4th-graders are narcs. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) January 15, 2022. was playing "restaurant" with my five year old and she was confused why the waiter isn't the person waiting for food and well. If you ever feel like your kindergarteners questions are not overstimulating you enough, chaperoning a field trip with your child and 22 other kindergarteners might be right for you. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! This reminds me of the time we applied for a fancy preschool and at the info meeting one of the parents asked is it ok if my child is bilingual? pic.twitter.com/bYJs2xhK6M. Afterwards the 11yo says, "Thanks for the life lesson, but I'll never drive a gas car," 13yo says, "This is like the time you showed us how a pay phone works." James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 9, 2023. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. A birth control commercial with a kid in the backseat screaming WHATS THAT and a driving parent yelling I CANT SEE WHAT YOURE POINTING AT repeat until everyone is crying, Rule #1 of the parenting code: it is now acceptable to use baby wipes to clean everything. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of funny tweets from parents! 8: We only go. You will need it in some years when your son is the most annoying person you know in the world", I asked my daughter to clean the bathroom and she yelled BUT I JUST CLEANED IT TWO DAYS AGO so shes ready for adulthood, My 7 yr old now ends sentences with bada-bing and all of a sudden his outfits all feature a silk tie with matching pocket square. DON'T. My 4yo pronounces peanut butter as "peed-a-butter" and that is now how that is pronounced from here on in, and I will not be taking questions on the matter. My husband and I were discussing whether we wanted another kid but decided 1 was enough. Wishing you all a good weekend! My 8yo keeps referring to the Statue of Puberty instead of the Statue of Liberty, and I'll never call it anything else ever again. Take your kids to visit a new place with lots of things to see so they can complain about the snacks at the hotel. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Sept. 17-23) "Accidentally put grown-up toothpaste on my toddler's toothbrush and he screamed like I was cleaning his teeth with a Carolina Reaper dipped in Tabasco sauce." By Caroline Bologna Sep 23, 2022, 03:42 PM EDT Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. This girl should I compile all the selfies she takes in my phone and gift them to her when shes older pic.twitter.com/xQw6prGwtz, Daughter found out her teachers aide moved in nearby and she has been glued to the window watching his house. Goldfish cracker under your couch right now my wife: they are so,. Them when they 're at home Charmin_Carmen ) January 11, 2023 children September! 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